You guy my guy! Welcome to my little corner where I express myself, where I am not bound by online etiquette nor keyboard warriors who tell you that you have a big nose.
Welcome to this place where I rant and talk about how I hate modern kinyozis and a corner where I speak any language; Sheng’, Swahili, Maasai, or Kikuyu so long as I pass my wit across.
I am not going to be shy about it anymore, I have a crush on Nikita. Nikita Kering’ to be specific. I don’t know if it is the voice or the package. I cannot say Nyash because in some other circles I am very respected. They know me as a man of God 😂
For the longest, I used some powerful Ivy League tea leaves as my laptop stand. I wasn’t aware it was full of ecstasy and bliss. All I could moan was Stir Me, Stir the Love Out of Me Abeg!
So they decided to effect the force of inclusivity on Trump. They said Trump is Maasai and he should have a sikio la kufa; an ear mark for that matter to look like own of his own, like one of us.
I felt Soila touch my arm and my body waltzed in bliss. She was the love of my life but the way she aroused my laing’oni and ashamed me in front of respectable women left me more depressed than I should be happy.
Soila was the aurora of Nasipa, the unicorn of the savannah and every Nyangulo wanted her. I vowed against all odds that Ole Karuko’s son who I refer to as a Moilaa (dung-beetle) that he will not take her away from me, again!
I don’t love the sound of motorbikes nor that of generators. This is why I retract to my small cave of what people call loneliness and boredom. My name is Simintei, I am as I am not my father’s son. I am a bastard.
Like sincerely, should men carry wet wipes? I am seeing these crop of men with mama mboga money bags carrying wet wipes. We are doomed!
If you schooled in Rombo Boys Primary school then you are aware of muguru. A state of the art swimming pool that grew with both parents, ate only cereals for breakfast and went to group of schools.
There are those days where you lazily go home. The days you ask yourself what would have happened if you refused to be pushed off your mother’s cervix and just stayed intact attached to your food resource pipe and eternally moonwalked inside the womb.
How many of you have seen a jini? And I don’t mean Genie in a bottle. You know there is a difference between a genie and a jini? I think a genie is white; either British or from the US. You see the way you set up your new laptop or phone and you are asked to choose your language?
Rumor has it that the fresh grain eating pests have morphed into more potent and lethal organisms able to withhold more resources for more and improved services. It is said that the new breed now hide in different and more advanced cocoons called the CX5.
You see, there is some guy somewhere so bitter, chocking with bile that you guys decided to put the chicken seller in power and not Mauzes who would take him to Canaan and give him KES 6,000 every month.
Shoot: Beyond Zero Narok Tour Location: Narok County Stadium Gadget(s): Nikon D750 Accessories: Yonguo 560 IV Speedlite Lenses: Nikon 24-70mm & Sigma 70-300mm This was an amazing shoot. The first
Shoot: The Street Cows of Kenya Location: Narok & Kajiado Counties Gadget(s): Nikon D750 Accessories: None Lenses: 50mm prime & Sigma 70-300mm This is a sad post! So let’s first
Shoot: Engagement (Edgar & Yvonne) Location: Nairobi Arboretum Gadget(s): Nikon D750 Accessories: Yongnuo 560 III & IV, Color Gels, Soft Boxes Lenses: 50mm prime & Nikon 24-85mm Photographers: Stephen Siloma
Event: Wedding (Elvis Leyian & Maggie Kavuu) Location: Karen Country Lodge Gadget(s): Nikon D750 Accessories: Yongnuo 560 III Lenses: 50mm prime & Sigma 70-300mm Photographers: Stephen Siloma of Brait Photography
Location: Various – Narok, Kajiado, Oloitokitok Gadget(s): Nikon D3300 | Nikon D3200 Accessories: Yongnuo 560 III or None Lenses: Kit Lens 18-55mm mostly & Sigma 70-300mm Over the past two
It is the season of love and what’s better than appreciating someone you love with an incredible photo mount from Brait Photography? Let’s dig into 10 gifts you can get
Location: Naisoya, Narok Gadget(s): Nikon D3300 Accessories: Yongnuo 560 III This was no ordinary wedding. Because I got to know all the mamas in the kitchen and they kept asking,
Location: Some open field next to Lexingtone Hotel – Narok Gadget(s): Nikon D3300 Accessories: Godox Softbox Grid, Yongnuo 560 III Last week we turned a local Kinyozi into a studio.
Location: HQ Kinyozi Narok Gadget(s): Nikon D3300 Accessories: Godox Softbox Grid, Yongnuo 560 III, Yongnuo 560 IV – Do I also need to mention the light stands? ? Now, I have got
Event Name: Verse5ve Event Date: Cannot really remember but maybe July 2017 – The photos say so. Theme: It was some Hip Hop thingy so I cannot remember. Location: Bomblast
Event Name: Worship in The Wild III Event Date: 26th August 2017 Theme: Salt & Light Location: Nairobi Arboretum Gadget: Nikon D3300, Yongnuo 560 III Speedlight There is a name
I remember my first silhouette shot. It was during the KkrewBs Photoshoot back in 2015. I never knew how to edit or modify the photo in any way. I just
