I am not going to be shy about it anymore, I have a crush on Nikita. Nikita Kering’ to be specific. I don’t know if it is the voice or the package. I cannot say Nyash because in some other circles I am very respected. They know me as a man of God 😂

Lesson one for men of God, “You are NOT allowed to say ‘nyash’. Use godly words like bottom or behind.” Wait… But the Bible says, Elijah was a man with like passions like us… But anyway back to my Nikita.

Actually my best series was Nikita and by then Nikita Kering’ wasn’t even born, was the world telling me something? Anywhu, why do I have a crush on Nikita? One, it is because I will now have a girlfriend with a fancy name. I can tweng’ with her name, I can call her Nikira.

You know no matter how much you want you cannot tweng’ the name Waitherero or Nakotienke. But just look at a name like Kering’. Eiish buana, you guys ago finish me. I have always wanted a woman who can sing but those I have met can only sing for the Lord.

Dear Lord, we know that you are a jealous God but share your glory a bit on me so that I get someone that can sing for me as well. You said what you have is also mine.

If I married Nikira, we would have a song for everything and in every season, we would have songs for the summer, Nairobi cold, Nairobi floods, KPLC blackouts, songs for Charlene Ruto and even corruption.

In fact, we can be arguing in song. Have you guys listened to the Isley Brother’s song called Busted or I just leave you to your ‘Anguka Nayo’ and ‘Kudade?’ No wonder you guys can’t have a crush on someone like Nikira maybe Dem Wa Facebook 😂

But Kenyans should have their minds formatted and reset so that we install new software in them. Kenya is the land that kills its most elite and talented artists. A Kenyan rather listens to a Tanzanian or Nigerian who sings something they totally do not understand rather than listen to my one and only love, Nikira.

Yaani, an artist in another country can sing a song composed and performed by a Kenyan but a Kenyan will speak highly of the other guy saying how talented they are. They will then complain that Kenya has got no talent. It is only this country that slays its soldiers.

Look at how the have done to men of God. Even in their death. Look at what they do to their artists, how ill they speak of them, how they say they are not talented and are just wannabes.

But dear reader, do you know of Idd Aziz? Do you know of Miss Karun? Okay, you guys killed the careers of Dela, Phy, and Stacy Kamatu because your genge tone mindset is stuck with you for life. At least some Kikuyus know Ayrosh but talented fellows like Kethan, Coster Ojwang, and Mutoriah are unknown.

Kenyans cannot listen to amazing music from artists like Brandy Maina, Emma Cheruto or Kinoti. Our ‘Staunch Christians’ on the other hand cannot listen to Noel Nderitu, Kimani Isaac nor Manasseh Shalom lazima baba atajwe. They rather listen to hype songs of flashing the devil like pupu.

Okello Max is a legend but gengetone is the real deal. Vybz Kartel with his swollen face rather trends in Kenya but not H_ART the BAND, Watendawili, Hornsphere nor Vijana BaruBaru. Kenyans killed Elani, how will they know of Wanjine, Prince Yaba, Just A Band (Kenya) or The Movement KE? Even our piano maestro Aaron Rimbui has gone to the States because Kenya couldn’t contain his own.

I am glad that Kikuyus are actually uplfiting their own talent and incredible artists are coming up through Mugithi. As for us Maasais, wacha tuzidi kula nyama. Anyone heard of Miss Karun’s piano arrangements? They are out of this world.

Shall we talk about Gospel music? Most of them is all about crying to God, asking Him to come to your rescue, ridiculing your enemies and those who looked down upon you or fighting the devil. Well, there is a music that actually can glorify God without mentioning devils and demons. Do you guys know about a band called Limitless Worship ama tumove on?

Wait… I was talking about my Nikira, I don’t know how I diverted. I just get so pissed when Kenyans say there is no talent in Kenya while they listen and glorify crap. Then they say, “How comes Kenyans don’t rise to become international artists?” But they resorted to making gengetone boys one hit wonders. They get an inch of a limelight but go back to riding their motorcycles, doing drugs or thuggery.

Away from all that, back to my Nikira…

So, I sometimes imagine calling my Nikira and we sing as we talk. I imagine our pillow talk or should I say song? BTW you guys, do you want to mean nobody is her friend amwambie there is some Maasai guy here with cows and land who is ready to sweep her off… But wait… What do I have to offer? 🤔 Guys help me think… Wait… Am Maasai, that’s enough 🤣

Anyway guys, if you see Nikita anywhere tell her I love her with all my heart and I know deep inside that she is meant for me and I cannot live without her. Right now I am not even breathing. And listen to Kenyan Music. Support your own people. You can start with this playlist I made here on Spotify-
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3ozhRIOVzX8jUSBWcTysfs?si=zhUVLRDiS6u9IYTzypZX2w

Little challenge, in all the names I have mentioned above. How many do you know? Give a percentage. I also tagged in their YouTube accounts, go follow your people!