“Na kuna jangili imechafua hewa hapa.” One policeman said, “Yaani kuna kijana hapa imeamua kuharibu mali ya serikali.” Do you know why I hate lawyers? One is because of their prefixed titles e.g. H.E, MBS, HIV, LLB Hons, WHO, Esq. Barabbas Owiyo and two is because they never told me that the capital crime in Kenya is to fart in a police car.